Laundry Room Prejudice

I think that all the washers and dryers that we've had or have used have been prejudiced against me. All of my shirts come out with big oil stains down the fronts. All of my pants come out shrunken. No one else's clothes get stained or shrunken! BigDaddy suggested that perhaps it's ME, not the washer/dryer :-P The thought! So maybe it's true - maybe I spill everything on my shirts. And if I don't spill on myself, the kids are sure to do it for me!